Well, it’s been a busy week due to the great success of our endorsement of Donald Trump, Future Emperor of USA. We took the time to have a look through our impact on Earth Internets and after running some deep computational analytics, we discovered thats our Earth broadcast may in fact be blocked for employees at NASA!
NASA CAN’T TRUMP
We’re not exactly sure why NASA would want to block us from their internal network, and why specifically only our Trump endorsement, but we can only speculate it was an astronaut smashing a computer in a whiskey-induced rage. Here’s a look at the evidence that points to us being blocked at NASA:
Our subspace neural search algorithm found a URL Block script banning us from a particular network of users! The puny Human PHP script contained the rule name “JPL_Enterprise_Base_Policy”, which looked somehow familiar. Upon inspection of the IP addresses that are blocked from viewing our transmission, we found none other than:
Dear NASA employees, we’re sorry you cannot read about us at work, but it’s probably all for the best. Astronauts shouldn’t be wasting time reading about acquisition when there’s some deep Alpha Quadrant to explore. Looking forward to doing business with you.
Knowledge equals profit.