Reputable infomerchants Newsthump have finally caught up to our endorsement of Emperor Trump and have released a leaked document from within the Emperor Trump campaign.
We are glad to hear about the recent declaration that the glorious Ferengi Rules of Acquisition shall be added to the U.S. Constitution.
The first two amendments will be ‘Females and finances don’t mix’ and ‘It never hurts to suck up to the boss’.
We assume from the same leak that Newsthump refer to that clothing shall also be made illegal for Females to wear and that Martin Shkreli shall be appointed Vice President or Secretary of Defence. Or United States Secretary of Education or a combination of all of the above.
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